And…here we go! 1. The first rule of working in an office and getting along is establish dominance by drinking the last dribble of coffee, eating the food brought in by co-workers and leaving fresh-from-the-litter-pan-presents in the bosses dark-colored chair every morning. Then whenever anyone expresses their displeasure, relay the passage you read in your [...]
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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank by Celia Rivenbank
Title: Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom Author: Celia Rivenbark Hardback: 262 pages Date Published: September 2006 Publisher: St. Martin’s Press ISBN: 9780312339937 When my daughter announced her class was taking a field trip, I involuntarily shrieked “No!” but then had to realize that it was doubtful [...]
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