Okay, I had so much fun doing the last search results post, That Brought You Here?!? That I wanted to do another.
When I was scrolling down my stats page, one of the search terms caught my eye, and I wondered if enough time had passed to post another. It’s been over a week so… YuP! Here goes. The search terms are in bold, btw.
bad effects of eating your boogers ~ Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea… yeah!
spray cheese ~ on cracker… eat immediately.
sex with sleeping doll ~ I believe this is illegal, and you knowChatty Cathy’s watching and’ll tell everyone…
william shakespeare (dr. faustus) ~ Dr. Faustus, meet William Shakespeare
compare anne frank to the book thief! ~ NO! I don’t wanna!
invention of “invisible shirt”~ Yeah, I’m selling them out of my invisible store, and they come with an invisible receipt. I guarantee all eyes will be on you when you wear the matching invisible pants. I’ll sell both to you and throw in a pair of invisible Nikes all for a visible $20 bill.
gary larsen plant comics~ Personally, I plant vegetables and herbs, maybe a few annuals, but hey… to each his own. I wonder if any of his comics have been famous? Tom Arnold must of been a bad year for the old winyard, eh?
isabel ice custard ~ It’s the movie version of Custard the Dragon. When Isabel, Ink, Wink, Mustard and Custard are flying over the Andes on their way to a rugby match, the plane crashes and they are forced to do the unthinkable to survive. Custard kept crying for his nice safe cage, until Isabel couldn’t take it anymore and turned him into Dragon tartar.
half-blood prince’s comments on love pot ~ He said, “Dude… DUDE… duuuuuude…. ya gotta try this pot…. one long drag and you like… totally love everyone. *puff.. puff… blow* DuuUuuuUuDe! I love you, man!”
Then there are a few Vampire ones:
where can i read vampire kisses blood~ Anywhere you want, dawg, as long as you buy something every couple hours so the don’t think you’re loitering, home slice.
cheap: vampire kisses: blood relatives ~ This would be the Redneck family reunion slash speed dating slash wedding version.
read vampire kisses vol 2 free ~ Dude… it’s called the LIBRARY. If that’s not free enough for you, I don’t know what to tell ya. Get the audio book? Except it’s a manga book. Have someone read it for you, then transfer the memory into your brain… It’d probably have horrible side-effects, and you’d probably grow a tail and develop a tic, but it’d be free.
And… of course… there are all of the BOOGER searches, some of which made me swallow my tongue…
is it dangerous to eat your boogers? Yes, that’s why you look left, then right, then left again before taking a nibble… oh, wait, that’s crossing the street.
how to eat boogers ~ Now… mind you, I’m no expert on this, but it seems fairly straight forward… freshly picked, breaded and deep-fried and served with marinara sauce, right?
cure smelly boogers ~ Dude! Stop sniffing your gym shoes! Get some Odor-Eaters or something!
im 18 and still eat boogers, and 20 years old and eats boogers why~ Seriously, an even better question is WHY did GOOGLE think I knew the answers?!
throw poo ~ okay… here you go…
What are some of the weird search terms that have led people to your blog? Or what’s the oddest search you’ve ever done?
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